Earthquakes and Door Frames

We just experienced an earthquake in Virginia- 5.9 magnitude or something like that.

Rob's reaction:
"What is that rumbling? Why is the house shaking?"
Hurries over to a door frame, just in case.
Wonders if it is a low-flying airplane or a big construction truck rolling past.
Realizes that the entire house is shaking.
Still in the door frame, tells everyone else to get under a door frame.
Moves to a different door frame so that April and Tasha (with the kids) can use the nearest door frame.
Door frame!
Runs to the computer to find out what happened- considers taking the computer back to the door frame...

April's reaction:
"What's going on?"
"Is this an earthquake?"
(In a happy, excited voice) "Is this an earthquake?"
Runs to the stairs to make sure everyone upstairs knows there's an earthquake.
Finally realizes that Rob wants his family under door frames, so she stands under the safety of a doorframe- for a second. Then, too excited to stay still, she runs back out into the basement and announces "It's an earthquake!"
Wonders why Rob keeps talking about door frames since the house wasn't crumbling yet.

Cosi's reaction:
Sees mommy laughing and excited.
"Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!"